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+#!/usr/bin/env bash
+# 2025-11-10 Hyperling
+# Volume management for systems without working volume buttons.
+# Written for ease of use in terminal and simple window management systems.
+
+function volume-usage {
+	cat <<- EOF
+		Usage: volume [%int] [(+/-)%int] [-d] [-r] [-t] [-h]
+
+		Set to a static value:
+		    volume 100, volume 65
+
+		Increment or decrement. Passing only + or - and no number defaults to 5.
+		    volume -5, volume 5-, volume - 5, volume 5 -
+		    volume +20, volume 20+, volume + 20, volume 20 +
+
+		Display the current volume:
+		    volume,
+		    volume-display, volume display, volume --display, volume -d,
+		    volume +d
+
+		Set volume to a random number between 0 and 100.
+		    volume-random, volume random, volume --random, volume -r
+
+		Be silly and oscillate volume in a loop:
+		    volume-trip, volume trip, volume --trip, volume -t
+
+		Display this help text:
+		    volume-usage,
+		    volume-help volume help, volume --help, volume -h
+	EOF
+	return "$1"
+}
+alias volume-help="volume-usage"
+alias vol-h="volume-help"
+
+function volume {
+	if [[ "$1" == "--help" || "$1" == "help" || "$1" == "-h" ]]; then
+		volume-usage
+	fi
+	if [[ (-z "$1" && -z "$2")
+	|| "$1" == "--display" || "$1" == "display" || "$1" == "-d" || "$1" == "+d"
+	]]; then
+		volume-display
+	fi
+
+	if [[ "$1" == *"%"* || "$2" == *"%"* ]]; then
+		set -- "${1//%/}" "${2//%/}"
+	fi
+
+	dir=""
+	typeset -i amt
+
+	# Check if format is written text.
+	if [[ "$1" == "full" || "$1" == "max" ]]; then
+		amt=100
+	fi
+	if [[ "$1" == "mute" || "$1" == "none" ]]; then
+		amt=0
+	fi
+
+	# Check if the format is "volume +/- %int"
+	if [[ -z "$amt" && -z "$dir" ]]; then
+		if [[ "$1" == "+" || "$1" == "-" ]]; then
+			dir="$1"
+			amt="$2"
+			if [[ -z "$2" ]]; then
+				amt="5"
+			else
+				amt="$2"
+			fi
+		fi
+	fi
+
+	# Check if the format is "volume +/- %int".
+	if [[ -z "$amt" && -z "$dir" ]]; then
+		if [[ "$2" == "+" || "$2" == "-" ]]; then
+			amt="$1"
+			dir="$2"
+		fi
+	fi
+
+	# Check if amount and direction are adjacent, and if so, pull the values.
+	if [[ -z "$amt" && -z "$dir" ]]; then
+		if [[ "$1" == *"+"* ]]; then
+			dir="+"
+		elif [[ "$1" == *"-"* ]]; then
+			dir="-"
+		fi
+		if [[ -n "$dir" && -z "$amt" ]]; then
+			amt="$1"
+		fi
+	fi
+
+	amt=${amt//-/}
+	amt=${amt//+/}
+
+	if [[ -n "$dir" && -n "$amt" ]]; then
+		echo "> Changing volume by '$dir$amt%'."
+		amixer -q sset Master ${amt}%${dir}
+		echo "> Volume is now '`volume-display`'."
+		return 0
+	fi
+
+	if [[ -z "$dir" && -n "$1" ]]; then
+		echo "> Setting volume to '$amt'."
+		amixer -q sset Master ${amt}%
+		echo "> Volume has been set to '`volume-display`'."
+		return 0
+	fi
+
+	echo "Error: Should not have made it here. Please report this to the developer."
+	echo "$0 $1 $2"
+	return 7
+}
+alias vol="volume "
+alias vol-="volume - "
+alias vol+="volume + "
+
+function volume-display {
+	if [[ "$1" == "-v" || "$1" == "--verbose" || "$1" == "verbose" ]]; then
+		amixer sget Master
+	else
+		amixer sget Master | egrep -o '[0-9]{1,3}%' | head -n 1
+	fi
+}
+alias "vol-d"="volume-display"
+
+# Go up and down until cancelled.
+#function volume-trip {
+#	curr eq amixer current readout
+#	if curr lt 50 then dir eq + else dir eq -
+#	while true; do
+#		if vol is 0 then dir eq +
+#		if vol is 100 then dir eq -
+#		curr eq \$curr $dir 1
+#		amixer set volume to curr
+#		sleep 0.1
+#	done
+#}
+#alias vol-t="volume-trip"
+#alias volume-wub="volume-trip"
+#alias vol-w="volume-wub"
+
+#function volume-random {
+#	v eq $RANDOM % 101
+#	amixer set volume eq v
+#}
+#alias vol-r="volume-random"